How do I eat the cookies that are stored on my computer?

April 26, 2011

Query by Kev ~ Now with extra moobs: How do I consume the cookies that are saved on my personal computer?
I like cookies, but these really don’t look to be edible.

Finest reply:

Solution by Soccer guy
Hahaha.

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Tags: Computer, Cookies., Stored

44 Responses to How do I eat the cookies that are stored on my computer?

gangstangel1nonly on April 26, 2011 at 6:45 pm

Lmfao well that no possible
but don’t give up on your dreams

Kanye West Biggest Fan!!!! on April 26, 2011 at 7:15 pm

Good one…….

That Filo Dude! on April 26, 2011 at 8:09 pm

put the computer in your mouth then chomp just like any other food.

Immoral Conscience. on April 26, 2011 at 9:08 pm

Print them out and munch all you want.[:

Randi S on April 26, 2011 at 9:54 pm

That is soo funny…good one!

DaLady on April 26, 2011 at 10:33 pm

They are for your mouse

I Like the Beach and Hot Dogs on April 26, 2011 at 10:36 pm

I’ve been trying to figure it out for years

Camilla B on April 26, 2011 at 10:56 pm

hahaha that really made me laugh! thanks

Caf on April 26, 2011 at 11:03 pm

they not 4 u they 4 ur mouse lol

rulzpezz on April 26, 2011 at 11:20 pm

no don’t you’ll get a virus
but if you do
do it VERY carefully

Love..Miichelle on April 26, 2011 at 11:25 pm

Slice open the screen.

ricardo kaka on April 26, 2011 at 11:37 pm

hungry????????

dylonxx on April 26, 2011 at 11:59 pm

If you own a memory stick plug into your computer. A message should come up saying:

“there are uneaten cookies on your computer, will you eat them or shall i?”

Click yes and………….YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

thaahillbilly01 on April 27, 2011 at 12:35 am

Ha, that might cause a little constipation.

foreverandever on April 27, 2011 at 12:35 am

one byte at a time.

^_^ on April 27, 2011 at 12:49 am

idk, they all just came out of my CD drive one day, and I was like, “cool!” and I ate them all, and they were delicious!

LOVEISTHEANSWER on April 27, 2011 at 1:03 am

With a tall, cold glass of skim milk…just a little “bit!” Ahhh! fun.

mrtreverj on April 27, 2011 at 1:32 am

FIRST: YOU MUST HAVE A COLOR PRINTER…Then you go into the temp folder and find the cookies.

You must then bake them by downloading the OVEN.BAKE.EXE file.

You are then ready to print and bake your cookies.

(this ONLY works on the third Wednesday of each month with 30 days)

BOONI3$ II on April 27, 2011 at 2:01 am

print them out..

Alyse on April 27, 2011 at 2:07 am

Hahaha. That was a good one. You just brightened my day with that. =]

Katarina, Storm Chaser on April 27, 2011 at 2:54 am

Those are cookies that strange sites give you.

Don’t eat them as they are mushy and likely filled with ant legs.

Gemini. on April 27, 2011 at 3:38 am

Why do people think this is so funny?

deмιι♥dιѕaѕтer on April 27, 2011 at 4:34 am

just get some other cookies and pretend :]

Starheart on April 27, 2011 at 5:02 am

Sledge Hammer.

DUH!!!!!!!!!!

Longcat is Long on April 27, 2011 at 5:32 am

Rofl thanks for the laugh =)

crazycow on April 27, 2011 at 5:35 am

keep your finger held down on the enter button, it’ll transport you into the computer

Natalie♥ on April 27, 2011 at 5:42 am

Aww, i like cookies too

Haz on April 27, 2011 at 5:57 am

You want to eat them? That’s what it must mean when I get asked to ‘disable’ them..how could I ever intentionally disable a poor wee cookie?

You cookie murderer/disabler.

scrooge on April 27, 2011 at 6:17 am

the cookie monster eats those, that’s why he is so fat.

Rockinrose on April 27, 2011 at 6:55 am

HAHA! XD
You just made my day! Thanks!
This is how I have mine;
Go to Asda, Buy Asda Value cookies, Put them in my CD drive, then close it, and pretend you never saw what you did.
Then open the CD drive, and Look amased. [shifty eyes]

Happy Murcia on April 27, 2011 at 7:34 am

Not worth it,,bin `em and buy real ones

Johnny :::(Buddy) on April 27, 2011 at 8:24 am

Print them off

:) on April 27, 2011 at 9:04 am

uh oh…lol

G F on April 27, 2011 at 9:07 am

send your mouse in to get them

Plato on April 27, 2011 at 10:05 am

What a place to store them- put them in a tin next time lol!

Irksome on April 27, 2011 at 10:14 am

oh with milk

yummmm!!!

don’t let LuLa have any!!

Lulu on April 27, 2011 at 10:33 am

ooooh with a big glass of cold milk! YUM! dont let Irky have any..

brown on April 27, 2011 at 11:02 am

lmao u wish u could eat them …..

unix... peace be still... on April 27, 2011 at 11:03 am

download yourself and be like Max Headroom then the world of
e-cookies is your oyster

Lenaღ on April 27, 2011 at 12:01 pm

This world has made a lot of edible things kev but I don’t think thats one of them lol

Michael T on April 27, 2011 at 12:43 pm

Check with Cookie Monster from Sesame Street. I’m sure he’s got it figured out.

forbiddenunderworld@rocketmail.com on April 27, 2011 at 12:59 pm

lol thats so funny

Sicilian on April 27, 2011 at 1:52 pm

I tried to open the computer case, but instead of cookies I found only chips!

So I ate those instead.

Purple on April 27, 2011 at 2:43 pm

Cyber cookies are what you eat after you have cyber sex. Not that I would know. I don’t.